You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
