Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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