: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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