everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I need to calm my uterus...
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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