if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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