Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
My liver just had a heart attack.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
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