Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
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