Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
