HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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