I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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