Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
