She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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