Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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