I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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