i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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