And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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