I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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