i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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