i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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