Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
