We won't sleep together?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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