So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I understand Curling. That high.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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