David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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