You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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