can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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