I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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