Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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