one two three fourrrrnication!
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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