i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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