Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
