can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Alive.
So much puke
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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