My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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