Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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