Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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