We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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