can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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