You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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