Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
