Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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