Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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