He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
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