I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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