i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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