I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
