honey bunches of taint.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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