im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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