When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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