My brain says no but my pants say off.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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