I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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