Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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