Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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