was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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