She is in my trunk
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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